I am curiously selfish–I am consistently engaged in an angst-ridden tug of war with myself about... well, myself. So here's the list of things I don't like about myself.
A note to the reader: I have discovered that some of these things have been considered some of my strongest attributes by those who love me most; some even claim "that's why I love you." However, I have also found that the very people who make these statements are also those who are the most annoyed by these blacklisted qualities of my personality.
Read on.
10. I am often overcome by the desire to pick my toe nails with a vengeance, and sometimes I leave them on the coffee table for Adam to unwittingly encounter.
9. I bought my first mac because I thought it was "cuter" than a pc.
8. I bought the one I have now because it's black like the one Carrie Bradshaw wrote on during Sex and the City.
7. I am fascinated by my pores and have been known to examine them in the mirror (on my tip-toes because it's too high for me to look directly in to) for prolonged periods of time.
6. I am vain.
5. I am a "yeller"
4. I never read the Bible, but I believe in God
3. I am a messy neat-freak.
2. I am picky about stupid things: like, for instance, "I'll have a venti organic white mocha with 2 pumps" and then I wait to see my order on the monitor before I drive to the window (where I observe someone pumping the syrup like a maniac)
1. I don't want to be materialistic, but I continue to define myself in terms of my "stuff"
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